Why should I subscribe to Gnomies?
Chris Pirillo’s hourly rate is twice that of what we’re currently offering for an entire year’s worth of similar access – so it’s a rather sweet bargain if you want to see LockerGnome grow, care about the community, and wish to have special privileges. Consider how much value our team has already brought you over the years – how much has that been worth to you so far?
Which Subscription Plan should I get?
If you’re an entrepreneur or businessperson who wants to be successful with your efforts, we can help when you subscribe to our all-access $97 plan.
If you need promotion for your web site, software, service(s), startup, app, content, or something similar, you should subscribe to our $97 plan to receive discounts.
What if I want more from my Gnomies subscription?
We plan on adding additional values to Gnomies, specifically for those people who request coaching or business intelligence. However, if there’s something we might be able to do for you and the group, please let us know and we may consider adding it to an already-exhaustive list of values.
Why should I sign up for a year?
Committing to a year may seem like a lot – but, in many ways, the value of a Gnomies subscription can only be seen over a year’s time. Moreover, the annual subscription rate far exceeds an hourly rate one might expect from any one of our team members for similar services. In other words: you get value immediately just from becoming a registered Gnomie (that first hour, day, week, month).
Why should I pay for this instead of another subscription?
Other MasterMind groups may not contain a shared social element that has proven to be invaluable for all Gnomies subscribers.
What if my business wants to offer Gnomies something exclusive?
If it’s truly exclusive, let us know. NOTE: you don’t need to be a Gnomies subscriber to offer an exclusive value to the group, but it’s recommended.
Why are you charging for what others do for free?
Consultants and coaches don’t usually do anything for free, and we’re offering those types of services atop of exclusive content. Like everybody else, we only have so much time in our day – and we’d much rather spend it helping those community members who understand that we’re worth far more than nothing.
Is Gnomies available in my country?
If you can read this page, yes – it should be. You can use either PayPal or any major credit card for your annual subscription. To that end, PayPal should do the US currency conversion for you automatically.
Is there anything I can do for a comped account?
Probably not. We’ve discovered that people tend to value services more when they’re paying for them rather than getting them for free.
Is there a trial version available?
No. The past 15 years of open experience has been more than enough to demonstrate our value.
Can I change my subscription level at any time?
Yes. There are options to upgrade once you’ve set up an account with us.
Do I have a membership number?
Not truly, but if you’re looking to ensure communications between yourself as a registered user and our team, you might care to use the contact forms or private Facebook group.
Is there an affiliate program available?
Not yet. If you can drive a qualified, healthy amount of valid subscribers, we may be able to accommodate on an individual basis.
Can I gift a subscription to someone else?
Not directly (yet). You’d be just as good to gift someone the funds to create their own subscription.
What if I’ve already donated a matching value to LockerGnome over the past year?
Please, let us know. It is not our intention to offend any contributing community participant. We, of course, would welcome the additional support.
What if I don’t like this? Can I get a refund?
Any one of our offerings could be worth hundreds alone – but we’re offering full access to everybody for a very reasonable amount. If you wish, we can offer refunds by donating your subscription fee directly to the Uncultured Project.
Does my subscription auto-renew?
Yes. If you don’t want to remain a Gnomies subscriber for an additional year, you can cancel your subscription plan within the active duration of it. The only exception to this is if you purchased a Gnomies subscription as an upgrade or outside of a PayPal subscription (per our subscription options page). If you want to cancel your account, disconnect it from your PayPal subscriptions first.